Poopy laugh Dateline: 504 Scott News 504 Scott has obtained dizzying footage out of St. Tammany Parish tonight, where a local dog is currently locked in the most confusing standoff a canine has ever had—with himself. According to witnesses, the rambunctious pup began chasing a dangling treat attached to a string… which was, unfortunately, tied directly to his own collar. “He’s been running in circles for 22 minutes straight,” said one exhausted neighbor, counting rotations like a NASCAR spotter.
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The 504 Scott has uncovered a bizarre incident involving a local man who consumed what he proudly called “premium backyard mushrooms.” Authorities say the batch was so questionable that within minutes the man began hallucinating so intensely he reported seeing a mouse playing guitar on a tiny milk crate, gently serenading an elderly woman on her porch. Witnesses say the mouse was strumming a blues riff that would’ve made B.B. King shed a tear, all while giving the old lady “please share your che
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Gumbo Temptations 504 Scott News has learned that a New Orleans woman is currently not in police custody after allegedly “lightly, politely, and with great accuracy” stabbing her husband for sneaking a secret taste of her gumbo while it was still simmering in the kitchen. According to investigators, the husband thought he was being slick, tip-toeing in like a cartoon burglar, lifting the lid, and whispering, “Just one little sip.” That’s when his wife materialized behind him like a gumbo-powered
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Santa Maria spam The 504 Scott Investigative Bureau has reportedly uncovered never-before-seen footage from the voyage of the Santa Maria, showing Christopher Columbus himself losing his temper with what historians are calling “the first extended warranty call in recorded history.” According to the newly found scrolls — and some very confused parrots — Columbus was halfway across the Atlantic when a mysterious messenger in a canoe appeared out of nowhere, shouting, “Ahoy there! I’m calling about
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504 Scott News Exclusive: A New Orleans family has been officially kicked out of California for “Cajun cooking without a permit” — which, in fairness, might be the most Louisiana reason to get deported from a state. Authorities say the family’s “experimental jambalaya sessions” kept triggering neighborhood evacuations after multiple unexplained kitchen booms shook the cul-de-sac. The family defended themselves, saying, “Explosions happen from time to time — it’s part of the Cajun cooking process
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🎃 504 Scott News: “Michael Myers Snaps After Being Served Vegan Candied Cauliflower Chunks in Uptown” NEW ORLEANS — Halloween Eve took a terrifying turn last night when an Uptown family broke tradition and left out vegan candied cauliflower chunks instead of the customary milk and cookies for Michael Myers. According to the New Orleans Police Department, Myers arrived right on schedule — around 11:59 PM — wearing his usual emotionless mask and work boots, ready to collect his sugary treat. But
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Lil Driver 504 Scott News has confirmed that a local midget Little Peanut, fresh out of driving school and standing proudly at three-foot-something—was hired for his very first professional driving job: piloting one of the massive 504 Scott shuttle buses across New Orleans. It was supposed to be a historic moment. A big break. A dream come true. But instead, it ended with something no one on Earth could’ve predicted, much less explained without hand gestures. On his very first day, witnesses say
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