I’m not going to even attempt to discern why Netflix stakes claim to SpongeBob SquarePants spinoff movies like this new one, ...

SpongeBob SquarePants’ tiniest frenemy, Sheldon J. Plankton, is finally getting his close up.

I would be thrilled to report that I loved “Plankton: The Movie,” a “SpongeBob SquarePants” spinoff film. I'd love to say that it is the cinematic hit of the spring. Alas, I cannot.