I can't prove this, exactly, but I'm nearly certain that I ate a Pop-Tart every day from 1998 to 2011. (When a man turns 18 years old, that's when he graduates to the more-sophisticated Toaster ...

Some of my good friends would say, 'I don't know Bill.' They would tell us it's not such a good idea." Did you know that Pop-Tart's didn't get their name because of how they pop out of the toaster?