Here are three possible lead paragraphs for this story about Jordan Spieth, who on Thursday at the Players Championship lived up to (and perhaps beyond) his reputation for chaotic stretches of golf, with two chip-ins for eagle,

Jordan Spieth had a roller coaster of a round at The Players, which led golf fans to lose their collective minds.

Jordan Spieth knows how to put on a show. The TPC Sawgrass was made for that. Spieth had an eagle, birdie, par, bogey and double bogey before he reached his seventh hole of the first round at The Players Championship.